I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?
Nah man that does nothing for me. Suicide is the most peaceful way out he could possibly ask for. Its a tragedy that Hitler managed to kill himself before being publicly skinned alive.
He will commit suicide before relinquishing the Oval Office is my guess.
Well, at least then he’ll have killed Trump. That’s something socially beneficial.
I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?
A stroke causing a massive seizure would be better, especially if it’s followed by more of the same until the one with his name on it finally arrives.
Isn’t he building a bunker under the ballroom?
The price tag suggests a Palantir data center, much like the hardened data centers they sole Israel a few years ago.
Stop. I can only get so erect…
Nah man that does nothing for me. Suicide is the most peaceful way out he could possibly ask for. Its a tragedy that Hitler managed to kill himself before being publicly skinned alive.
It’s Trump. He’ll botch it.
Ideally, he’ll do a Robespierre and shoot part of his face off, but survive to face justice.