More like “slow Rogan.”
lights go down, applause erupts
Thank you, you’re too kind. Oh please. Thank you.
Oh flowers? Lovely. waves at crowd
Good night everyone, drive safe, you’ve been a lovely audience. Till next time!
Every day is Opposite Day…
You’re assuming they even remotely like each other. Based on how they treat other people I think you can easily put this in question.
Goddamnit, I wasn’t gonna start anymore armies!
Frog chocking on listerine voice
“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”
leans in throws arm over his shoulder
“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”
“You really aughta get busy with kids before y’all start figuring out how fucked you are under this regime.”