Narrator “No one went to jail. Now, a word from our sponsor Lockheed.”

I wonder why our representatives get so rich on such a small salary? …and not just them, but their families, too! It’s like they’ve won the lottery.

It’s so weird. Oh well, I guess we will never know

Meanwhile, bOtH pArTiEs will continue to pretend that they need a “super majority” to pass legislation, even though they could change this parliamentary rule with a simple majority vote at any time.

Why do they do this? Why do they call the solution the “nuclear option”? why do people fall for this bullshit?

“Oh sorry, we couldn’t pass minimum wage, we need a super majority for that! We are the labor party uwu.”

“Oops! We wanted to make big cuts, but have instead decided to increase spending because of those darn Democrats! Gosh darnit!!”

Their full time job is playing golf, getting drunk, and fucking interns. Legislation is boring!

“We are stressed, we need a summer recess after spring recess, right before we have winter break, oh look it’s the holidays we need a vacation so tired.”

Best benefits in the world though, they are able to pass that somehow.