They really believe that Jesus is going to beam their fat asses up to the mother ship. These people are scary.

Yeah, cultists tend to go all in. IIRC the heavens gate guys cut their balls off for the leader. These fuckers will swallow a gas price increase.

“Ouch! That felt kinda like divine judgement! But can’t be that the good lawd would ever object to putting His name on my atrocities. . . I guess this gosh darned electric butt plug must be acting up again.”