Dude literally ran for president because Obama hurt his feelings at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

This is a few days old, but also super relevant.

It’s always two weeks!

As wild as it is, it’s not super surprising either. Republicans are about to get their asses handed to them in the mid-terms and Trump isn’t eligible to run in 2028. So at some point, they need to distance themselves from Trump and pretend they never liked him in the first place (see George W).

The only thing a little surprising is it’s happening now and not in 2029 after losing the next presidential election.

Yeah the editor toned down the quote in the headline. The actual quote from the article was:

“Firing this drunk idiot is the bare minimum. @PeteHegseth should be prosecuted.”

Oil hits $100 a barrel

I read the headline and thought, "oh damn, is the price going down?”

I thought it passed $110 when Trump started the war with Iran.

I hate when the media sane-washes the random tweets of this dumb ass mother fucker. This article goes to great length to talk about what roles ICE could play with limited training, when Trump had 100% not put an ounce of thought into this. They should just say “Trump proposes putting ICE into the airports, which makes no fucking sense.” But instead they try to invent ways that maybe it could possibly work?