• Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Quickly Mr. President, help me bring the guests to your fancy ballroom a cask of amontillado we keep in the secret bunker.

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      12 days ago

      He would totally bite. There’s no way he’s familiar with that story

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        12 days ago

        He definitely hasn’t ever read a book for pleasure. Maybe just never read a book.