So he is building his own Fuhrer bunker.
Ah, so the headline is worded wrong.
He’s not seething, he’s führerious!
The Daft and the Füherious
And we all know what he did last in his bunker
Finally became a painter.
Made his best artwork ever!
I mean just consider the dedication needed to make a pièce de résistance right as the Red Army is almost at the doors, using nothing but the raw concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his trusty Walther PPK as brush, and his own grey matter as paint… I’d dare say it’s the most consequential piece of art of the 20th and maybe even the 21st century. It’s a shame it was destroyed.
Enter the access tunnel that went to a submarine that he used to get to Argentina where he died of old age /s
Was this ever in doubt?
I was hoping he’d skip this part and go to the final one directly, but it is a step in the right direction.
Let’s just go ahead and give him that gun with two bullets.
Let’s pour concrete down the vents and put a boulder in front of the door.
Stargate data center. Oracle hardware running Grok to spy on everyone. The White house already has an underground bunker of that sort.
It’s more like a Führer rape dungeon, knowing the Epstein files.
He really wants the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Sure sounds like someone who is making plans to stay in office past this term.
He go in bunker, we weld shut from the outside. Everybody win!
Or he is preparing for somebody who is coming after him.
I think he deadass plans on holing himself up in a secret bunker and getting McDonald’s delivered every night. I bet his cover story would be something like a secret daily ritual and it wouldn’t even occur to him that the new president might keep in friendly enough contact with previous presidents to compare notes.
I think we’d be willing to give him McDonalds for the rest of his life and even have people pretend he’s still president if he stays in that bunker.
Only half the country, half the World. Then put some tomayto-tomahto sauce on his other ear as a reason for no votes in November.
He doesn’t think about anyone but himself
He also didn’t think about the military development.
Well…when does a politician plan for something that lasts beyond his term?
This was the figured out a while ago.
https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/trump-isnt-building-a-ballroom
God is Dead. USA is a rotting corpse.
Regular people should be taking advantage of the worlds disorder right now. Reclaim humanity.
Billionaires and their companies…
If only Iran would start going after the companies supporting data centers and the tech bro dependencies.
Why is it Iran that must deal with that shit?
Is anyone surprised? I mean, did you guys think it was really a $300 million dollar ballroom?
Is anyone surprised?
Yeah, kinda. I assumed it was a $90 million ballroom with the remaining $210 million being funneled to cronies.
I thought he was pocketing it
Have you seen the room where he does press conferences?
Well, no. I don’t really watch his press conferences.
Its chock full of gaudy gold bullshit
I have no trouble believing he would fill an entire ballroom with $300M of the same gaudy shit.
Actually, is cheap decorative plastic, spray canned gold.
Honestly, I think someone went on a shopping spree at Home Depot in their Wood Appliques department.
Here is part of that gaudy shit under the shelf/mantle behind him. Its all cheap shit painted gold.
Home Depot is charging an insane markup on them. You can get them direct from suppliers on Alibaba for $1- $5.
Just like trump, they were just out of gold, so they used orange…
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Some of it is cheap decorative plaster spray painted gold!
Lol seriously. ‘Sir, take a look at this priceless golden Sharpie holder, however it can be yours for $5 million!’
No, I thought it would end up costing far more than that.
After big tech hurled money at him we should have all automatically assumed there’s an underground datacenter in the works there.
And the major power upgrades the city is doing, architect change, sponsors, military consultants, footprint, etc…
WOW. She’s got a new subscriber!
I guess I still don’t get why a datacenter would make any sense to put there?
To sell cloud services to the ultra-rich in their apocalypse bunkers after the surface is glassed?
https://youtu.be/Q5-xnJCFgzYYeah but like, you can just cut the lines. Also pretty sure there are ways of blocking even directed wireless signals.
We figured this out months ago, but the media didn’t report it at all. It was never about the ballroom, always the bunker underneath.
Fuck the new billionairre media.
Have you seen how enthusiastic Trump is when talking about the design of the ballroom? Trump loves real estate more than anything. So I think it is all about the ballroom.
The cost keeps increasing. That’s hilarious.
But of course he was building a bunker. There’s literally no surprises there. It’ll be the new den of rape for sure.
This won’t be finished in time for him to use it so I guess someone else is pushing for the bunker and they decided to put a ballroom on top to get his approval.
Or perhaps the contractors involved are giving him or his associates kickbacks from a construction scam, so, it doesn’t need to be finished ever for him to benefit.
Oh, that’s definitely happening, regardless of anything else. I bet you Washington has started including necessary corruption in cost analysis the same way Banana Republics do.
I think Trump is actually excited about the ballroom which makes it even sadder that some people are using it to control him like a baby.
I bet they don’t even pour the foundation while he still president/alive.
That’s what concerns me. There’s a whole ring of supermasters we’re not in the know. It wouldn’t surprise me if Bibi is just another front.
I absolutely would have known nothing about the military complex but for Trump opening his big mouth about it repeatedly.
Knowledgeable people are aware that any construction at the White House also involves fortifications and bunkers.
I honestly thought there was already a bunker under the WH. Too many movies I guess.
There absolutely is along with some of the best medical facilities in the world and more food and weapons than anywhere else nearby, they just tend to put POTUS on AF1 to stay mobile during duress but that place is a fortress on top of a bunker fortress.
Don’t forget the unsigned presidential pardons. The Payday gang hasn’t hit them yet.
That’s for war, this one is for child rape.
There was a bunker, it was under the East Wing…
After the U.S. entered World War II, Roosevelt, seeing the need to house additional staff and offices to reflect the growing complexity of the federal government at the time, oversaw the addition of the East Wing in 1942, according to the White House.
The two-story structure was built atop the Presidential Emergency Operations Center, or PEOC, a secure bunker that was built by FDR to serve as a secure meeting place in the event of an emergency.
“While the exact specification of this underground presidential bunker is classified,” according to the White House, “it was originally built to withstand a direct nuclear hit. Access to the PEOC is by an elevator located behind multiple vault-type doors with biometric access control systems.”
He almost certainly got just far enough to compromise the security of the existing bunker, and now won’t be able to build the new one in time.
It explains why he’s so fucking obsessed with the ballroom
It’s not a bunker, it’s a data center. Just a hardened one.
So dumb. Just so. dumb.
I can understand wanting to build a hardened datacentre. But why choose to put it under the white house.
It’s already a SCIF, and has direct fiber links to multiple government systems.
They just want to put LLMs on top of that and sell access to the Epstein class.
At least we can hope the nukes won’t fly until the bunker is done so we have at least 3-4 years to change something.
China already has a light-out factory for air-to-air missiles that have taken down an Indian plane from France. Do the US have 4 more years? Tusk warned about a big war from 2027 onwards. Iran can be the warm-up and things can get hot much earlier.
Pfff. He would have posted pics of it himself eventually.
America chose fascism. And you’re surprised when fascists act like fascists?
America is fascism, just ask the indigenous people deprived of their land and life, the piles of dead buffalo slaughtered as part of accomplishing the American genocide, and the dead slaves. This isn’t America acting like Nazis, Nazis acted like Americans - Hitler was directly inspired by how we treated migrants at the southern border.
But yeah, while we’re on the topic anyway…
The Vorbunker (upper bunker or forward bunker) was an underground concrete structure originally intended to be a temporary air-raid shelter for Adolf Hitler and his guards and servants. It was located behind the large reception hall that was added onto the old Reich Chancellery, in Berlin, Germany, in 1936.
(Note that quote says “located behind”, which makes it sound above-ground, but it was an underground bunker).
Fascism was never defeated, instead the US spread it around until the whole world became fascist.
Nuremberg was a whole job fair for the West
Probably would’ve scurried into it when he loses the 2028 run
Good. We can seal the doors, cut the power, and leave him and his cronies to rot in there forever.
Quickly Mr. President, help me bring the guests to your fancy ballroom a cask of amontillado we keep in the secret bunker.
He would totally bite. There’s no way he’s familiar with that story
He definitely hasn’t ever read a book for pleasure. Maybe just never read a book.
I saw this movie, it was called Civil War and was one of the most genuinely anxiety fueling films Ive seen in recent years.
It’s scheduled to be completed months before the election, but the part he cares about is underground.
The thing is, even if there’s absolutely zero way to get inside, it doesn’t mean shit if no one outside the bunker listens to him.
It would be the perfect ending to this if he really goes down into a bunker with his closest circle who have the supplies to live decades…
And after waiting a while we just seal the doors.
It would 100% be worse than prison for everyone sealed in there. Just leave them to die together in a hole.
But the ironic part is there was already a bunker there, and it’s likely now compromised.
So if the new one doesn’t get finished, there won’t be any bunker under his direct control.
He wanted to build his own, so that no one else knew how to open it. Like, if he went to one of the still secret bunkers like under Biltmore, people that are outside know how to get him out.
I mean that’s really not what it was for. It was more along the lines of an underground data center but the command center for the president that was upgraded and updated similar to the ones that have been built in Israel over the last few years that gives them a place to hide and everything. It’s not really a bunker related to Trump himself going underground he just wanted to be the one to build it and the one that it got he got remembered for.
It’s not really a bunker related to Trump himself going underground he just wanted to be the one to build it and the one that it got he got remembered for.
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I mean, he’d use the bunker anyways, just like he uses every other part of office for his personal benefit.
But if you think any president wouldn’t go in that bunker if need be, or it’s not prepared for that contingency…
Well, that’s just fucking wild to me.
My point is he’s not going to go lock himself down there and refuse to come out when his presidency is over. That’s just kind of ridiculous. This fucker is going to be dead before then or shortly after that.
That’s just kind of ridiculous
Less so then living up to this point in American history and thinking that’s ridiculous…
But I’m not gonna keep trying to explain shit when you reflexively downvote.
You want an argument, I wanted to help you understand something.
Now we’re both disappointed.
