• w3dd1e@lemmy.zip
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      13 days ago

      He go in bunker, we weld shut from the outside. Everybody win!

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      13 days ago

      Or he is preparing for somebody who is coming after him.

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        I think he deadass plans on holing himself up in a secret bunker and getting McDonald’s delivered every night. I bet his cover story would be something like a secret daily ritual and it wouldn’t even occur to him that the new president might keep in friendly enough contact with previous presidents to compare notes.

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          I think we’d be willing to give him McDonalds for the rest of his life and even have people pretend he’s still president if he stays in that bunker.

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        Only half the country, half the World. Then put some tomayto-tomahto sauce on his other ear as a reason for no votes in November.

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          11 days ago

          He also didn’t think about the military development.