As I’ve said all along, if you import the Third World, you become the Third World

You know I think this is the closest my aggressively pragmatic self comes to feeling the juxtaposition of sacred and profane. There are two metrics that we use to describe our species: intelligence and prosocial behavior, and this flapping husk shits on both.

God, imagine being one of those astronauts watching it all go down. You’re definitely dead too, just on a separate timeline from the rest of us, whether you for some reason try to get back or not.

She didn’t even mean to and she was better at it

I think he deadass plans on holing himself up in a secret bunker and getting McDonald’s delivered every night. I bet his cover story would be something like a secret daily ritual and it wouldn’t even occur to him that the new president might keep in friendly enough contact with previous presidents to compare notes.

I’m so glad we got this valuable feedback. You have a bad feeling and don’t want to talk about it? Just talk about it anyway, but cryptically and snippily!

Well alright then, but you’re nearly overloaded. The wrenew crew can’t take many more Ws

No, he’s a monster, check out some of the things he’s said and done. He’s just not stupid enough to want to be in charge of counterterrorism right after we unprovokedly attack Iran.