I agree

“This broken lighter I found on the floor is running for president “

You have my vote.

Donald have a snickers you’re not yourself when you’re hungry.

Dumb dumb: the ballroom is under budget!

Citizens: the 200 million ballroom that is now 400 million? That ballroom is under budget? Under the doubled budget expected?

I’m about to say sounds silly but I say it often.

“He wants to make all of Canada a single state…wouldn’t you break it up into multiple states? With Canada as the 51 state be the new powerhouse? Like California? Because Canada is like a whole ass country”

And I know that’s not the issue. The issue is that he’d threaten war at all… but imagine the entirety as Canada as one single state. Also Venezuela is the 52 state. Iran and Greenland are combined to the 53 state because fuck it its nearly 5 o’clock”

Puerto Rico will remain not a state